Your friends decide to meet at Sally's for Taco Tuesday. You eat so many tacos that the jalepeños leave your mouth burning for a week, causing you to completely botch your speech in your communications class.
Goldy high fives you during the football game and you get on the big screen. You feel so good about yourself that you ace all your midterms the next week!
You end up missing your Carlson class when you take to long figuring out exactly where to throw your shoes on the shoe tree next to Washington Avenue Bridge.
You and your roommates decide to road trip to the Minnesota Gopher football game at the University of Iowa. You set up your entire tailgate only to realize you inadvertently drove to Iowa State instead.
You are so overcome with grief when you find out that Goldy is not a gopher but rather a thirteen-lined ground squirrel that you ignore your assignments for a month.
Grandma tries to learn Venmo and attempts to do something nice for you by buying you Starbucks. She inadvertently pays your tuition fees!
Your attend your first lettuce head eating club continues until late in the evening. You wake up too late to go to class in the morning!
You end up going on Shark Tank with your senior design project and get an amazing offer! Your professor loves the publicity your project is getting and gives you a 100% in the class!
You discover a shortcut across campus through the Gopher Way tunnels and arrive early to class all semester.